Shoot a Toot
Shoot a Toot™ is a revolutionary household peacekeeping device for airborne betrayal. Available in Silent But Defeated™ with Romance Rescue Rose, for those tender domestic moments when you’re torn between your love of chili and your love life.
Shoot a toot, shoot a toot, shoot a toot toot toot, torn between chili and romantic pursuit.
Because love means never having to say, “Was that you?”
Romance Rescue Rose
(Shoot a Toot Jingle)
[Chorus] Shoot a Toot, shoot a Toot, shoot a toot toot toot! Torn between chili and romantic pursuit? Romance Rescue Rose — problem solved, boo! Love means never having to say… “Was that you?”
Shoot a Toot, shoot a Toot, let the roses intervene Silent but defeated, keeps the love life clean
[Verse] Beans are little thunder eggs, love’s a delicate bloom Keep a bottle by the sofa and mercy in the room When the moment’s getting tender and the chili’s in the air One little spritz and nobody has to know you were there
[Chorus] Shoot a Toot, shoot a Toot, shoot a toot toot toot! Romance Rescue Rose — problem solved, boo! Love means never having to say… “Was that you?”
[Bridge] For the love of peace and everyone’s nose Some things should remain a mystery, I suppose No need to confess what the roses already know Just a little puff… and let the romance flow
[Final Chorus – softer, then big finish] Shoot a Toot… shoot a Toot… (Just a little toot…) Romance Rescue Rose… Because some things should stay between you and the roses